As a man walked by a pet shop saw a sign "Talking Dog".

So he went in and saw the dog and asked the dog to say something.

The dog responded what would you like me to say?

The man asked the dog to tell him about his life.

The dog said that he had worked for the CIA, then worked at airports sniffing out drugs.

Now he wants to retire to a nice sunny beach like in Florida.

The man responded he lived in Florida.

The dog told the man then to buy him.

So the man finds the pet storeowner and asked him how much was the talking dog.

The pet storeowner answered the dog was $10.

The man asked why the dog so cheap?

The pet storeowner said yes, he is a talking dog, but...

But? But what?

The pet storeowner replied "the dog lies".

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