Humor:
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back
yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.
The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save
yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top of the line
model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in a day."
So, the man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees.
After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides
to quit. He thinks something is wrong with the chainsaw. "How can I cut
for hours and cut only two cords?" the man asks himself. "I will begin
first thing in the morning and cut all day," the man tells himself.
So the next morning the man gets up at 4 am in the morning and cuts and
cuts, and cuts till nightfall and still he only manages to cut five
cords. The man is convinced this is a bad saw. "The dealer told me it
would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take
this saw back to the dealer, " the man says to himself.
The very next day the man brings the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem.
The dealer, baffled by the man's claim, removes the chainsaw from the
case. The dealer says, "Hmm, it looks fine." then the dealer starts the
chainsaw, to which the man responds, "What's that noise?"
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