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THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS! Humor:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.. Looks like a rat .. been out a while..better be a
reward.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE....

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married
last month. Wife knows everything.

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