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Bullwinkle
Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?
A: Moose and Squirrel
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Blondes and Fun
Q: Why do blondes have more fun ?
A: They're easier to keep amused.
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Family Reunion
You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.
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Deaf Rover
Q. What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? A. Anything you want, he cant hear you.
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IBM and Lightbulbs
Q: How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.
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In Laws and Out Laws
Q: What is the difference between out-laws, and in-laws?
A: Out-laws are wanted.