Humor:

 A burglar is sneaking through this house one night, when out of the
darkness comes a voice, "I can see you and so can Jesus."
The burglar freezes in his tracks and is too frightened to move. After
ten minutes, nothing has happened so he moves forward. Again from the
darkness comes the voice, "I can see you and so can Jesus."
The burglar is petrified and too frightened to move a muscle. After
thity minutes, he decides that he has to do something. He backs very
slowly and tentatively to the wall and feels around for a light switch.
He switches on the light and there in front of him sitting in a cage, is
a cockatoo who says, "I can see you and so can Jesus."
Greatly relieved, the burglar sighs, "It's just a cocky." The cocky
looks at the burglar and says, "I might be just a cocky but Jesus is a
big Rottweiler."


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