Humor:

An atheist is sitting quietly in his boat, fishing in the middle the lake in Scotland. All of a sudden the boat is thrown fifty feet into the air, with him in it. As he's coming down, he sees the Loch Ness Monster, huge and all-consuming, about to devour him. "OH GOD, HELP ME!" he yells.

He then hears a booming voice from above: "I thought you didn't believe in me."

"Give me a break!" the man replied. "Five minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!"

Joke Submission by: Michael C Adamantidis