The Mummy


Humor:

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in
Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.

"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man
who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it
out."

A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said,
'10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

Joke Submission by: gunner






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