Snow Storm Parking Instructions


Humor:

One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over
breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side
of the street, so the snow plows can get through." Norman's wife goes
out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows
can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park..." Then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very
upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it
in the garage this time?"






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