regular one? (You have to hollow out the head.)

2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists? (They keep breaking the

prescription bottles in the typewriters.)

3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? (It took her a month to

realize she could play it in the afternoon.)

4. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? (They drowned during

Spring Training.)

5. Why did the blonde scale the chain link fence? (To see what was on

the other side.)

6. How did the blonde die drinking milk? (The cow stepped on her.)

7. How did the blonde burn her nose? (Bobbing for French fries.)

8. Why do blondes have more fun? (They're easier to amuse! .)

9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? (Frosted flakes.)

10. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? (They keep breaking them

with their hammers.)

11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?

(She missed.)

12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear? (Data

transfer.)

13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? (Because

she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese)

14. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? (She wanted

everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.)

15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light

bulbs? (She needed them for the darkroom she was building.)

16. Why are Asians so smart? (No blondes.)

17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? (You get to

park in the Handicapped Zone)

A BETTER BLONDE JOKE

A group of blondes in a class at Texas A&M University were given the

assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the

flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they fell off the ladders,

dropped the tape measures and pencils -- the whole thing was just a

mess. An engineering student comes along and sees what they're trying

to do. He walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it

flat, measures it from end to end, and then gives the measurement to one

of the blondes and walks away. After the engineer had gone, one blonde

turned to another and laughed: "Isn't that just like a dumb engineer?

We're looking for the height and he gives us the length!"