Humor:

 YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN:
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You can photograph yourself from ten feet away without using the
timer.
You sleep with your eyes open.
Your Thermos is on wheels.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to
knit.
You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you
don't even work there.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

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