DOESN'T IT SEEM THAT MORE AND MORE PHYSICIANS
ARE RUNNING THEIR PRACTICES LIKE AN ASSEMBLY LINE ?


HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED TO BUFORD..........
BUFORD WALKED INTO A DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND THE RECEPTIONIST ASKED HIM WHAT HE HAD........

BUFORD SAID , "SHINGLES." SO SHE TOOK DOWN HIS NAME,
ADDRESS,MEDICAL INSURANCE NUMBER AND TOLD HIM TO HAVE A SEAT.

FIFTEEN MINUTES ! LATER A NURSE'S AIDE CAME OUT AND ASKED BUFORD WHAT HE HAD ......
BUFORD SAID, "SHINGLES."

SO SHE TOOK DOWN HIS HEIGHT, WEIGHT,A COMPLETE MEDICAL HISTORY
AND TOLD BUFORD TO WAIT IN THE EXAMINING ROOM.

A HALF HOUR LATER A NURSE CAME IN AND ASKED BUFORD
WHAT HE HAD. BUFORD SAID, "SHINGLES."

SO SHE GAVE BUFORD A BLOOD TEST,A BLOOD PRESSURE TEST AND
ELECTROCARDIOGRAM; TOLD BUFORD TO TAKE OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND WAIT FOR THE DOCTOR.

AN HOUR LATER THE DOCTOR CAME IN AND ASKED BUFORD WHAT HE HAD. BUFORD SAID, "SHINGLES."

THE DOCTOR SAID, "WHERE?"

BUFORD SAID, "OUTSIDE , ON THE TRUCK. WHERE DO YOU WANT THEM?"




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