Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.



"May you have a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose contributions to society have helped to make the
World great and without regard to the race, creed, colour,
age, physical ability, religious faith, political
belief, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wisher.



"By accepting this greeting you are accepting these
terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
is freely transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."