A new store named Husband-Mart opened. Husband-Mart is a store where
women can go and choose a husband from among many men. The store is
composed of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as
the shopper ascends the flight of stairs. There is, however, a catch. AS

you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but
if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the
building.

So, this woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On
the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that is
better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what is further up?" So up
she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and
love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
what's further up?" And up she goes.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmm, better," she says. "But I
wonder what's upstairs?" Up she goes.

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!",
exclaims the woman, "very tempting. But, there must be more further up!"
And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be
awaiting for me on the sixth floor?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
1,260,459,789,015 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This
floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at Husband-Mart and have a nice day!