Humor:

Questions to ponder!
** Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, he believes you. 
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
** How come Superman could stop a bullet with his chest, but 
always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
** Why does sour cream have an expiration date? 
** What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
** If "con is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of 
progress?
** Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients, but 
dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
** How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
** Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
** Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
** Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
** Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
** Do Roman Paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
** Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
** What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Contributed by Jennifer Sparks

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