Smartest Dog Ever

One day a butcher met the smartest dog ever. He opened his doors to his shop one morning and a dog was waiting in his mouth was a note.

The butcher read the note, "please send 3 pork chops and one t-bone steak". So the butcher filled the order and put the meat and change in a bag and placed it in the dogs mouth.

But the butcher wanted to see what would happen so he followed the dog.

The dog went to the corner, set the bag down jumped up and with his nose hit the button to change the light. And as soon as the light changed the dog walked two blocks to a bus stop and sat and waited for the bus on the bench.

When the bus came the dog got on, and about 7 miles later the dog jumped up and pulled the cord to notify the driver this was his stop, and the bus stopped and the dog got off.

The butcher in turn got off and followed the dog 2 more blocks, and when the dog got to a white house on a street 2 blocks from the bus stop, he set the bag down and jumped up and with his nose pressed the door bell.

He did this again a few times, and then went to a window and scratched with his paws a few times. Finally he went around back and started running head on into the door. Finally a lady answered, and the dog gave her what for.

The butcher said wait a second this is the smartest dog I ever have seen.

The butcher then explained what all he had seen the dog do, and could not believe how smart this dog really was.

The lady said, oh yea, if he is so smart why did he forget his keys.

Author

Brenda (Weight Watchers)