The parrot only knew how to curse, and it cursed up a blue streak all the time.

The man would get up in the morning and the parrot would curse him out.

This happened at lunch, dinner, while the man was on the phone.

Finally one day the man got fed up and put the parrot in the freezer.

After 30 minutes of the worse language ever used by the parrot it was quite.

The man decided to see what happened.

When the man opened the freezer the parrot came out and asked to apologize.

The parrot said I have been mean and rude to you and I am sorry and promise I will never do it again.

The man responded, finally it is over.

The parrot asked if he could ask one question.

The man said and what is your question.

The parrot asked what did the chicken do?

Talking Parrot, Talking Dog were both told to me by a nice lady who runs weight watchers meetings.

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