Humor:

The owner of foster Farms chicken went to see the Pope. 
When he got to the Vatican he asked if he could have an 
appointment with the pontiff. 
Politely, he was told that the Pope was a busy man. 
Then the visitor pulled out a check for$10,000,000. 
In fifteen minutes the Pope came to see the man. 
The visitor said, Your holiness, I have one small request,
 …When you pray, give us this day our daily bread, could you 
please change that one word bread, to chicken.
The Pontiff said that’s impossible. This is a holy prayer, 
almost 2,000 years old. 
The man pulled out another check for $5,000,000, and asked 
the Pope if he would just talk to the cardinals about it. 
The Pope gathered all the cardinals and said to them, … Gentleman, 
I have some good news and some bad news. 
The good news is that we have another $15,000,000 for the 
Church, …the bad news is that we lost the Weber Bread account.

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