Humor:

God spoke to Adam and said He could make him a woman, as wife.
"What would this woman be like? " Adam asked.

She would be more beautiful than a sunset, mountains reflecting on water, and the shimmering colors of a peacock's tail all wrapped up in one. She would have skin as soft as a petal. She would be as playful as a kitten and as faithful as a dog. She would work like a beaver yet still is gentle as a dove. Her laughter would be like the babbling brook and she would sing like a nightingale. She would be in fact be the perfect companion and always make him happy.

Adam asked, "What would such a woman cost?
God replied, "An arm and a leg".
" Oh" said Adam, "That’s too much! What would I get for a rib?"