Humor:

This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car, I start toward the
garage and notice the mail on the table.

OK, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the mail,

I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice
the trashcan is full.

OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trashcan out, but since

I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first.

Now where is my checkbook? oops, there's only one check left. My
extra checks are in my desk. Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm
going to look for those checks. But, first I need to put my coke further
away from the computer, so maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it
cold for a while.

I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some

water. I set the coke on the counter and uh oh! There are my glasses,
I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.

I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots--Aaaaaagh!