Humor:

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you
just keep the ones you have?
Timmy
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Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their
own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry
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Dear God,
If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Mickey
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Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole
world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Robert
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Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Allison
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Dear God,
Is it true that my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling
words in the house?
Anita
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Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Kevin
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Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Love, Norma
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Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil
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Dear God,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you
did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
Darla
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Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Love Joyce
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Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before-you can look it
up.
Bruce
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Dear God,
If we come back as something - Please don't let me be Jennifer Horton
because I hate her.
Denise
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Dear God,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair
all over.
Sam
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Dear God,
Of all the people who work for you I like Noah and David the best.
Rob
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Dear God,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love Chris
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Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did
it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Donna
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Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made
on Tuesday. That was cool.
Love, Sam
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Dear God,
I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying.
Elliott