Humor:
Please forward to cat lovers everywhere
who, like myself, are very concerned
about their hygiene.
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo
to the toilet water, and have both
lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while
you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat
in the toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so
that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your
body too close to the edge, as his paws
will be reaching out for any purchase
they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a "powerwash and rinse"
which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside
and ensure that there are no people
between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you
can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of
the toilet, and run outside where he
will dry himself.
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