Humor:
IDIOTS IN THE STORE:
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS:
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE:
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
AN IDIOT'S IDIOT:
I was signing the receipt for my credit
card purchase when the clerk noticed that
I had never signed my name on the back of
the credit card. She informed me that she
could not complete the transaction unless
the card was signed. When asked why, she
explained that it was necessary to compare
the signature on the credit card with the
signature I just signed on the receipt. So,
I signed the credit card in front of her.
She carefully compared that signature to
the one I signed on the receipt. As luck
would have it, they matched.
I live in a semi rural area. We recently
had a new neighbor call the local township
administrative office to request the removal
of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars
and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
My neighbor works in the operations
department in the central office of a
large bank. Employees in the field call
him when they have problems with their
computers. One night he got a call from
a woman in one of the branch banks who
had this question, "I've got smoke coming
from the back of my terminal. Do you guys
have a fire downtown?"
I was sitting in my science class, when
the teacher commented that the next day
would be the shortest day of the year.
My lab partner became visibly excited,
cheering and clapping. I explained to
her that the amount of daylight changes,
not the actual amount of time. Needless
to say, she was very disappointed.
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell
and ordered a taco. She asked the individual
behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."
He said he was sorry, but they only had
iceberg.
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated
a suspect by placing a metal colander on his
head and connecting it with wires to a
photocopy machine. The message, "He's lying"
was placed in the copier, and police pressed
the copy button each time they thought the
suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing
the "lie detector" was working, the suspect
confessed.
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