Humor:
A Genie offers a man a wish.
The man said okay and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he
said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that
I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So... I wish that I could understand
women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give
me the silent treatment... know why they're crying... know what they really
want when they say 'nothing'... know how to make them truly happy...."
The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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