The Minister, The Drunkard and The Engineer


Humor:

There were three men sentenced to the guillotine, there was a minister, a drunkard and an engineer.

The minister was told he would be first, as they led him to the guillotine they asked him would you to have this done face up or facing down. The ministered replied, "Face up, so I can be looking toward heaven". They positioned him face up, the time came, the blade came rushing toward him. It stopped just inches from his neck. They thought that this was divine intervention and release the minister to go free.

Next was the drunkard. He told them; "Face up please". Again the time came the blade came rushing down and stopped just inches from his neck. They released him also to go free.

The engineer was next, they asked him the same question he replied "Face up". As he was laying there waiting for them to release the blade, he said "Hold it, I see the problem".


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