Humor:
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much
fraternizing with the enemy.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an
idiot.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that's how dogs spend their lives.
Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in
Australia. (unless you're in Australia -then start worrying)
Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their
maker.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire
his work..
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.There is always one
more imbecile than you counted on.
If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving.
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two
things:
1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
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