Humor:

Dear Dad, Feb 20

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your Daughter Chel$ea.

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Dear Chelsea, Feb 24

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Things have been NOticeably NOisy NOwadays, with eNOrmous turNOut of NOsey moNOpolists, I fear my hoNOr is up a river without a caNOe.

Love,
Your Father, Bill