Have You Ever...

Humor:

 

I'M SO GLAD IM NOT AN ONLY CHILD!

 

AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA PUT HER IN MY BED I MIGHT AS WELL SHARE.

 

JUST GIVE ME 5 MINUTES. 5 MINUTES IS ALL I NEED AND I WILL BE GOOD AS NEW!

 

SOMETIMES YOUR BED JUST FEELS SOOO GOOD!

 

EARS? WHAT EARS?

 

>OK, I'LL BE HIS FRIEND BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT!

 

THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME IN HERE!

 

ALL RIGHT, WHO CHOSE WHO WE STAND BY? I HAVE STANDARDS!

 

PUT THAT NOSE UP HERE ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'LL HAVE 3 NOSTRILS!

 

IF YOU TELL THE GUYS ABOUT THIS, IM GOING TO CHEW YOUR SHOES!

 


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