OMNIPRESENT

He was just a little lad and on a Sabbath day was wandering home from Sunday School and dawdling on his way.

He scuffed his shoes into the grass: he found a caterpillar,
He found a fluffy milkweed pod and blew out all the "Filler."

A bird's nest in the tree overhead, so wisely placed and high,
Was just another wonder that caught his eager eye.

A neighbor watched his zig-zag course and hailed him from the lawn,
asked him where he'd been that day and what was going on.

"Oh, I've been to Sunday School." (He carefully turned the sod and found a snail beneath it). "I've learned alot of God."

"Mmmm, a very fine way," the neighbor said, "for a boy to spend his time.

If you'll tell me where God is, I'll give you a brand new dime."

Quick as a flash his answer came, nor were his accents faint,
"I'll give you a dollar, Mister, if you'll tell me where God ain't!"

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