Memo From Etch-a-Sketch

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Etch-a-Sketch Solution

Subject: Year 2000 - Cheap Solution

Industry leaders have identified a low cost solution to the Y2K issue: The goal is to remove ALL computers from the desktop by Jan, 2000.

Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.

There are many sound reasons for doing this:

1. No Y2K problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.

The following FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk should help you through the transition:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. What do I do?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for "Undo"?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

Contributed by: Rob and the Archives

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