CLINTON's TURN AT
THE PEARLY GATES
Humor:
Clinton died and went to heaven-or to be more accurate-approached the
Pearly Gates.
After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. "Who goes there?"
inquired St. Peter.
"'Tis I, your lordship, President Bill Clinton." "And what do you want?"
asked St. Peter.
"Lemme in!" replied Clinton. "Soooo," pondered Peter. "What bad things did
you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered,
"Well, I smoked marijuana-but you shouldn't hold that against me because I
didn't inhale. I guess I had extramarital sex-but you shouldn't hold that
against me because I didn't really have sexual relations. And I lied, but I
didn't commit perjury."
After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the
deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it
'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't
call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold
your breath waiting for it to freeze over.
The tithe is more than just giving 10% to a church, it is a way for God to have authority in your life over all that matters, your income, your growth, even relationships.
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