Jesus Saves
Humor:
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer.
This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest
with God as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type
furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning
strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored,
and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what
he has come up with.
Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all
when the power went out." "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if
Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid
display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan
is astonished.
He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything yet Jesus' program is
intact!
How did he do it?"
God chuckles, "Jesus saves."
The tithe is more than just giving 10% to a church, it is a way for God to have authority in your life over all that matters, your income, your growth, even relationships.
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