Dogs & Computers - How They Differ

Humor:

Favorite Food
DOGS: kibbles
COMPUTERS: bits

Method used to end undesirable behavior
DOGS: hit with rolled up newspaper
COMPUTERS: hit control-alt-delete

After destruction of personal property
DOGS: dog not found
COMPUTERS: file not found

Favorite trick
DOGS: roll over
COMPUTERS: play dead

Unique behavior
DOGS: lick and drag
COMPUTERS: click-and-drag

Inexplicable physical feature
DOGS: dewclaw
COMPUTERS: scroll lock key

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