FAA
Humor:
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device
for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a
gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at
approximately the speed the plane flies.
The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass
impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight. It
seems the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a
windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they're developing.
They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and
fired. The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through
the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself
in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and
asked the FAA to recheck the test to see if everything was done
correctly.
The FAA reviewed the test thoroughly and had one recommendation:
"Use a thawed chicken."
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