Bubba
Humor:
There was a man named Bubba, and Bubba knew EVERYONE in the whole
world!!!
Once when Bubba got a new job, Bubba says to his new boss, 'Boss, I know
everyone in the whole world!'
His boss doesn't believe him, so he says, "No, you do not know everyone
in the whole world" but Bubba said "Yes, I do!" so Bubba's boss says "Well,
prove it!" then Bubba says "Pick someone . . . and I know them!"
Well, Bubba's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name.
Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!' Bubba says 'Tom
Selleck!
Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!' but Bubba's
boss says 'No you weren't!" then Bubba says "Yes we were" so they fly to
Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Bubba knocks on the door and Tom
Selleck answers and Bubba goes "Tom!!" and Tom goes "Bubba!" and they hug and
catch up for 30 minutes, and Bubba's boss can't believe it.
But then he thinks "Well that could happen, it's just one person," so he
tells Bubba and Bubba says "OK, pick somebody else!"
This time Bubba's boss has someone in mind! "The president, Bill
Clinton!
You don't know President Bill Clinton!" but Bubba says "Oh yes I do!
Bill and I were on debate team together in college!" Bubba's boss says "No you
weren't!" and Bubba says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Washington, and
they catch up with the President at a press conference. They work their way
through the crowd until Bubba gets close enough to catch Clinton's eye
and waves "Bill!" and the President waves "Bubba" and after the press conference,
they hug and catch for 30 minutes and Bubba's boss is stunned -- he can't believe it.
But then he thinks "Well that's just two people in one country -- that
doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole world!" so he tells Bubba
and Bubba says "OK, pick someone out of the world spectrum, and I know
them!"
And Bubba's boss knows just who to pick so he says 'The Pope! You do
not know the Pope!' and Bubba says 'The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!' and Bubba's
boss says 'No, he didn't!' and Bubba says 'Yes he did!' so they fly to Rome
where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of thousands of people.
They work their way through the crowd -- without much luck -- so Bubba
says 'Boss, we're never gonna get there together through all these people so
tell you what -- I'll work my way up there and when I do, I'll give you a
sign that shows you I know the Pope!' and he leaves.
Well Bubba's boss waits and waits and waits and just when he's about to
give up, he sees the Pope come out onto the balcony, and he is with Bubba!
Shortly afterwards, Bubba's boss passes out.
Bubba comes back and finds his boss passed out and he fans him and says
"Boss! Boss! Wake up!" and then his boss comes to, he asks "Boss what
happened?"
Bubba's boss looks at Bubba and says 'OK, I can see Tom Selleck. I can
see Bill Clinton . . . heck, I can even take the Pope! But when somebody
next to me asks "Who's that up there with Bubba?" that's a little more than I
can take!"
The tithe is more than just giving 10% to a church, it is a way for God to have authority in your life over all that matters, your income, your growth, even relationships.
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