THIS & THAT: THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH:


Humor:

10. Hey! It's MY turn to sit on the front pew!

9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes.

8. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.

7. I've decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.

6. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.

5. Forget the denominational minimum salary: let's pay our pastor so s/he can live like we do.

4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!

3. Since we're all here, let's start the worship service early!

2. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.

. . . And the number one thing you probably never heard in Church: 1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign! Contributed by: Treadway

The tithe is more than just giving 10% to a church, it is a way for God to have authority in your life over all that matters, your income, your growth, even relationships.


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