THIS & THAT: THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH:
Humor:
10. Hey! It's MY turn to sit on the front pew!
9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time
25 minutes.
8. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
7. I've decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to
send to TV evangelists.
6. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High
Sunday School class.
5. Forget the denominational minimum salary: let's pay our pastor
so s/he can live like we do.
4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
3. Since we're all here, let's start the worship service early!
2. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the
Bahamas.
. . . And the number one thing you probably never heard in Church:
1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our
annual stewardship campaign!
Contributed by: Treadway
The tithe is more than just giving 10% to a church, it is a way for God to have authority in your life over all that matters, your income, your growth, even relationships.
Ceilings - Drop - Acustical - Suspended - Tiles - Grid
Ceil Tex Inc can
Sponsors
Sites at Netdevelopment.net
Continue to Net Development