Computer Terms
Humor:
Users.
Collective term for those who stare vacantly at a monitor. Users are
divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
File.
Help.
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Novice Users.
People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their
computer.
Intermediate Users.
People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just
pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users.
People who break other people's computers.
Beta.
Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is
Latin for "still doesn't work."
Programmers.
Computer avengers. Once members of that group of high school nerds who
wore tape on their glasses, played Dungeons and Dragons, and memorized
Star Trek episodes; now millionaires who create "user-friendly" software
to get revenge on whoever gave them noogies.
Default Directory.
Black hole. Default directory is where all files that you need
disappear to.
Error message.
Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for
the program's shortcomings.
A document that has been saved with an unidentifiable name (It helps to
think of a file as something stored in a file cabinet--except when you
try to remove the file, the cabinet gives you an electric shock and
tells you the file format is unknown.).
The feature that assists in generating more questions. When the help
feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series
of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning
anything.
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