Children's Prayers

Humor:

Dear God: Please send a new baby for Mommy. The new baby you sent last week cries too much. -Debbie, 7

Dear God: Who did you make smarter? Boys or girls? My sister and I want to know. -Jimmy, 6

Dear God: This is my prayer. Could you please give my brother some brains? So far he doesn't have any. -Angela, 8

Dear Lord: Thank you for the nice day today. You even fooled the TV weatherman. -Hank, 7

Dear God: Please help me in school. I need help in spelling, adding, history, geography and writing. I don't need help in anything else. -Lois, 9

Dear God: Do you have any helpers in Heaven? I would like to be one of your helpers in Heaven when I have summer vacation. -Natalie, 7

Dear Lord: Tomorrow is my birthday. Could you please put a rainbow in the sky? -Susan, 9

Dear God: I need a raise in my allowance. Could you have one of your angels tell my father. Thank you. -David, 7

Dear God: I am saying my prayers for me and my brother, Billy, because Billy is six months old and he can't do anything but sleep and wet his diapers. -Diane, 8

Dear God: In Sunday school they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation? -Jane

Dear God: Did you really mean do unto others as they do unto you? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. -Darla

Dear God: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. -Margaret

Dear God: Are you really invisible or is that a trick? -Lucy Dear God: Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita

Dear God: Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma

Dear God: Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan

Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in Church. Is that okay, God? -Billy

Dear God: Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce

Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, you can look it up. Bruce.

Dear God: My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. -Ha ha, Danny

Dear God: Maybe Cain and Able would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry

The tithe is more than just giving 10% to a church, it is a way for God to have authority in your life over all that matters, your income, your growth, even relationships.