Shipwrecked
Humor:
A hurricane blew across the Caribbean. It didn't take long for the expensive yacht
to be swamped by high waves, sinking without a trace.
There were only two survivors: the boat's owner Dr. Eskin and its steward Benny. Both
managed to swim to the closest island. After reaching the deserted strip of land, the
steward was crying and very upset that they would never be found. The other man was quite
calm, relaxing against a tree.
"Dr. Eskin, Dr. Eskin, how can you be so calm?" cried the Benny. "We're going to die on
this lonely island. We'll never be discovered here."
"Sit down and listen to what I have to say, Benny," began the confident Dr. Eskin. "Five
years ago I gave the United Way $500,000 and another $500,000 to the United Jewish Appeal.
I donated the same amounts four years ago. And, three years ago, since I did very well in
the stock market, I contributed $750,000 to each. Last year business was good again, so the
two charities each got a million dollars."
"So what?" shouted Benny.
"Well, it's time for their annual fund drives. They'll find me," smiled Dr. Eskin.
Contributed by: Sibert
The tithe is more than just giving 10% to a church, it is a way for God to have authority in your life over all that matters, your income, your growth, even relationships.
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