Who Said That

Humor:

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off.

She started with "This was England's finest hour." Little suzy instantly jumped up and said, " Winston Churchill." "Congratulations said the teacher you may go home."

The teacher then said , "Ask not what you can do for your country." Before she could finish the quote, another young lady belts out, "John F. Kennedy." "Very good" say the teacher, "you may go."

Irratated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny said, " I wish those girls would just shut up." Upon hearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know who said it. Johnnie instantly rose to his feet and said, "Bill Clinton. I'll see you Monday."

The tithe is more than just giving 10% to a church, it is a way for God to have authority in your life over all that matters, your income, your growth, even relationships.