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Subject: A few days off

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow
me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
would
tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you
doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb.



He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple
of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "And  
where
do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark