Bush or Kerry
Humor:
There's a teacher in a small town in New York. She asks her class how many of them are Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Kerry fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Kerry fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George W Bush fan." The teacher asks why he's a Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Bush fan, and my Dad's a Bush fan, so I'm a Bush fan!" The teacher asks "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a Kerry fan."
The tithe is more than just giving 10% to a church, it is a way for God to have authority in your life over all that matters, your income, your growth, even relationships.
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