Humor:

Athiests' Holiday

An atheist became incensed over the display of Easter and Passover items for sale and decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists prior to each holiday by merchants. The case was brought before a wise judge who, after listening to the long, passionate presentation of the lawyer, promptly banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood, objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews - why, in addition to Passover, they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah - yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply stated, "Obviously, your client is too confused to know about or to celebrate the atheists' holiday!"

The lawyer pompously said, ! "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"

The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date - April 1st!"

The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." Psalm 14:1; Psalm 53:1

Submitted by Lynnette

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