Humor:

Cats (Love them or leave them)

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer."
--Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
--Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
--Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
--Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
--English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
--Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another."
--Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
--Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
--Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats."
--Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
--Hippolyte Taine

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
--Unknown

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
--Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
--Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God."

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
--Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
--Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
--Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
-Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic."

"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."